projectile poop and the loss of the button

Today was a BIG day. Not only did daddy go back to work but josie lost her belly button. We are in search of it for the scrapbook but it is still MIA...i believe we will find it in between a thigh fold or concealed in the onesie! We also had a case of projectile yellow "seedy" poop. It shot OFF the changing pad, avoided the duvet cover, and landed on mommy's toe and flip flop. Josie then smiled and somewhat giggled?! to what I assume was the petrified look on mommy's face! There are no pictures to document this occasion seeing that I could not grab the wipe fast enough to get this stink mustard off of my foot!